My small love of Apple has ended. It’s a little thing, but I feel like a chump. I fell for their “Free Engraving!” scam. I bought an iPod nano a few weeks ago. I had been waiting and waiting because I knew Apple was overdue for an announcement, but I figured, “Hey, it’s not like they’re gonna announce tomorrow and I can’t wait forever.”
So I ordered a 4 GB nano. And ooh, engraving was free! So I got it engraved. Hey, why not? I’ll tell you why not! You can’t return it if it’s been engraved. Well, they announced the new iPods yesterday. And now I’m just stuck with my 4 GB iPod even though an 8GB one costs what I paid for mine!
I shouldn’t be as frustrated as I am. They have a 14 day return policy and I got my iPod … 18 days ago. Ha! So that wouldn’t have helped. But the fact that I had it engraved makes it worse. Somehow. Anyway. Do not accept that “free” custom engraving, because then you have less options and cannot return it. It’s just a chump ploy to screw chumpy-chumps like you and me. Don’t do it!
Reason number two why I’m a chump? Because I still haven’t given up on Comcast. They came out this weekend and “fixed” my problem. I had internet! For all of … an afternoon! But then it got intermittent again. And now it’s worse. I usually manage to get some connectivity in the late evening, but now I’m without internet at all (except for my friendly neighborhood wireless, of course). Sad. Very sad.