Jan
I’m starting to wonder why I keep going to Flecks. Each month, I go and watch a completely awful movie that makes me question my sanity. This month was no different. We had the pleasure of watching Incubus.
This gem is an early William Shatner (I love that Shatner’s main IMDB photo is early Trek years when he’s all pretty, rather than what he looks like now) flick that is ENTIRELY IN ESPERANTO. Yes. Really.
It was subtitled, but it was as though they didn’t really want us to be able to watch the darn movie. I’ve never seen such large text. And it was almost in the center of the screen, which pretty well obscured what was happening. Which wasn’t much.
There was some sort of story involving evil succubi who lured bad men to death and hell. And Shatner was a true hero with a good soul and he was a tough cookie. But mostly, there seemed to be a lot of walking. Characters would walk from one place to another without any cuts, over hill over dale, they walked and walked. One fellow in the audience cracked, “It’s more like Walkubus!” We all chuckled because it was way too true.
This was the first Flecks that I almost left. But just as I felt I couldn’t take anymore, someone said “This must be almost over?” and it was confirmed that we were nearing the end of our self-inflicted torment. Thus, I stuck it out, like the true Flecks champion that I am! But really, stay away from this one. Far, far away.
