Mar
Ok, this thread is only hilarious if you’re a huge WoW geek. But I was laughing really hard when I hit post #16. Wow. So there appears to be some problem with the World of Warcraft patch 1.10 which went live today. All the servers are down and have been for hours. I was browsing the internet and stopped on by WOWInsider and found a link to this forum thread (here’s a furl‘d version for when it goes down).
For those who don’t get it, we use w a s d to move around and tend to hold those down, so that’s what’s up with the string of random characters at the start of the lines. And all those chats are pretty accurate to what you hear in the game. Really awesome. Then post 16. It refers to this frickin’ awesome piece of work. Basically, it’s the recording of a guild raid gone bad. But the guild leader is really funny, telling everyone to put more DOTs, more DOTs, and to DPS slowly (what the hell does it mean to Damage Over Time SLOWLY?!? Why would you want to do damage slowly anyway?). And then minus 50 DKP, oh, I can’t even explain it, it makes me laugh so hard. Ok. Well, DKP stands for Dragon Kill Points and it’s this complicated system a lot of guilds use to figure out how to give out the loot in these endgame raids where you have 40 people, many of whom are gonna want that totally rare drop that spawns out of the big boss critter.
My guild ran Maraudon on Sunday and we were just constantly yelling “Minus 50 DKP, not the imps, that’s a 1 in a million chance!” and other misc stuff from that. Which prompted me to put this page up on our guild website listing our current DKP standings. We don’t take these things all that seriously.
I didn’t get much farther than post 16 into that thread, but that was worth it. Looks like no WoW for me tonight. Guess I’ll try tomorrow.
